Loving My Husband To Death
This morning was my bi-monthly hair appointment.
I look forward to this appointment because no matter how hard I try my hair never looks more fabulous than when Iām walking away fromĀ my hair stylists chair. When I leave from there Iām able to give the illusion to others that I got up early and fixed my hair, applied some lip gloss and ran errands looking like a boss.
Another thing I love about my hair appointment is that when I go into her little salon with teal walls, a pretty little chandelier and a girly white fur chair I get to sit down for an hour and a half and have girl talk.
Leslie is a young 30 year old blonde who is married to the sweetest guy. She hasnāt started a family yet so I hear stories about her adventures with raising a puppy and about the cruises they go on. My talk is usually about my kids or my lack of hair styling abilities.
Today we were talking about our husbands.
It started out being lovely words exchanged from two doting wives about their handsome husbands. However, one thing led to another and the next thing I know I was saying to her that āthere are days in my marriage when Iād like to dig a hole in my back yard and bury him in it.ā
Well that escalated quickly.
Yes, I actually said that. I would never actually hurt him. It just feels good to say it sometimes. I said it playfully, but it was an inside thought that slipped out of my mouth before I could catch it and she knew it.
To my surprise, Leslie said, āSometimes I daydream about smothering my husband with a pillow in his sleep. Like I think that would really make me feel better on certain days.ā
We both burst into laughter at the shock at what was just said.
She then said, āWe are both married to really great guys. Like really great guys. I donāt know how women who are married to jerks do it. They must want to kill their husbands all the time.ā
Again, laughter erupts.
Sheās right too. My husband is the kind of guy who sends ājust becauseā flowers all the time. He still uses pickup lines on me when asking me to go out on a date with him, which I find adorable. He works hard for our family and is the best father any kid could dream of having. Leslie has shared sweet stories of the romantic things her husband has done. We are lucky girls.
None the less, sometimes I think about burying him in the back yard.
I wouldnāt be ugly about it. Iād get him a lovely headstone and make sure to change out the flowers ever so often.
Today takes the cake for my favorite conversation that has ever happened while sitting in her chair with a head full of foils.
She said that she was actually relieved to hear that sheās not alone with feeling like that. She said she feels bad at times about how she gets so furious with him, but hearing me say that made her feel a little better.
She said, āIām so happy that other women who are sane and married to awesome men also sometimes want to kill them.ā
More evil laughter.
What she said next had me grabbing for my phone to make notes about the conversation before I forgot exactly what she said.
She said she thinks married couples need āpeer counseling.ā Meaning, how great would it be if we were able to be open and authentic with each other about our marriages. I love hearing about romantic things my friendās husbands do for them or seeing their gorgeous family photos of their whimsical holiday festivities. However, when I only see the good stuff, their highlight reel, I begin thinking I donāt measure up.
Sometimes I wonder if my thoughts and feelings are crazy. It casts a dark cloud of doubt over our relationship because it makes me feel as though our marriage is not as great as my friendās seemingly perfect marriages.
When a slip of tongue about wanting to kill him during stressful times in our lives is reciprocated by an āI daydream about smothering my husband in his sleep.ā Oddly enough it makes me suddenly feel normal. I feel validated. I feel less crazy. I can even laugh about it.
Peer Marriage Counseling. She may be on to something.
Chrissy Teigen, the model married to John Legend, recently tweeted, āI always have a note in my pocket that says, āJohn did itā just in case Iām murdered because I donāt want him to remarry #truelove #tips.ā
This beautiful lady is talking about framing her husband for murder. And itās hilarious. Why? Because we can relate to that sentiment.
We deeply love our husbands, but donāt always feel in love. We have to choose love. Make a conscious decision to love even when the feeling isnāt there. Itās the beauty of marriage. Pop culture tells us that we should always have butterflies in our stomach when our significant other walks into a room. How we should always feel dreamy eyed and smitten. Itās just not realistic to feel like this 100% of the time once youāre knee deep in a love that is an in-for-the-long-haul type of love like marriage.
Sometimes I feel in love. Sometimes I have little hearts floating around my head and I swoon over him.
Sometimes I donāt feel the love and briefly pondering his demise kind of feels more appropriate.
It goes both ways. Heās in the same boat. He would tell you that Iām not always a pleasure to be around. He maybe would even confess to visions of poisoning my breakfast, but he chooses me.
Thatās what love looks like.
After my peer marriage counseling session that also happened to coincide with a fresh blow out and style, Iām reminded about how normal I am. How great and normal my husband is. How a little bit of real conversation builds trust in friendships and is encouraging. It feels good to be able to laugh about the stress in our lives.
We both agreed that we are indeed married to awesome fellas, even if we do happen to daydream about killing them on occasion.
Love this! Leslie is always good therapy!
Thanks Nicole! I agree!
I love this…and totally agree. Before she was even married I felt it very important to give her as many “husband lessons” as I could! “Conning them into” or gently asking them to go the the grocery for us when we are too exhausted after work (or we just hate grocery shopping!) How to goof up their laundry (nothing important)- maybe just some pink underwear to go with his”new” matching, favorite concert t-shirt! Trust me, it’s an art-Leslie and I started her training before her walk down the aisle. But you are so right- when people first meet my husband he loves to say ” yeah, we’ve been married for 24 years…I could have committed murder and I’d be out by now!” So trust me peer marriage counseling is an incredible idea…you just figure out more creative ways to achieve their demise as your years of wedded bliss keep adding up! It’s sooo normal! Obviously-they have the same thoughts, too!
“creative ways to achieve their demise”…..yes, you understand, lol
Love it! And it’s good to know other happy wives are a little crazy sometimes too š
Haha! Thanks Stacy!
Amanda,
As always, I love your blog and can totally relate! After 19 years of marriage, there have been many times we have wanted to wrap our arms around each other…and a few times we wanted to wrap our hands around each other’s throats!! That is just part of married life…it is NORMAL. Thank God! Nowhere in the “marriage rule book” is it written that married life is complete bliss 24/7, yet some people enter marriage believing that to be true and when the storms hit, they are ready to jump ship.
Reading your post, I am reminded of my beloved grandparents. They were very passionate people and loved each other deeply, yet sometimes they couldn’t stand to be near each other!! My grandmother used to tell me that they “buried the hatchet, but left the handle sticking out!” (Garth Brooks sang about it in one of his songs too). I didn’t quite understand what that meant growing up, but I certainly understand now.
THANK YOU for sharing your thoughts about peer marriage counseling. It is always comforting to find that we are not alone in our situations and feelings!
Hugs to you!!
Your grandparents sound like amazing people, Karen. Thanks for all your encouragement you always shower me with even though I know the English teacher part of you dies inside while reading all the grammar errors. š
fantastic! whoa, can I relate. I love her statement, “We are both married to really great guys. Like really great guys. I donāt know how women who are married to jerks do it. They must want to kill their husbands all the time.ā I cannot phathom being married to that jerk/egotistical type.
lucky ladies.
Thanks Allie!!